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Sejak taon berapa ya gue kenal facebookudah lama juga kira2 sejak taun 2007 anngga tau mulai kapan sih sebenarnya facebook mulai munculfacebook udah menjadi gaya hidup hampir setiap individu di seluruh dunia. Bahkan setiap gerak-gerik kita update liwat yang namanya facebook inigeliat facebook semakin besar ketika muncul smartphonekhsusnya blackberry yang udah menginfeksi pikiran orang indonesia yang sudah “Gadget freak”. Tapi budget utk membeli sebuah blackberry sangatlah mahal.namun kita tetep juga pengen agar status yang ditampilin tulisannyastatus update via facebook for blackberryya kan??? Tapi jangan takut ada cara mudah, yaitu: 1.

Update status lewat situs 2. Atau lewat software simulasi blackberry yang bisa anda cari di situs2 di google Tapi disini saya hanya menerangkan bagian pertama aja yaitu update status liwat caranya yan buka aja situnya.

Scarica Gratis Wpa Security Inspector Download here. Trus pilih mau via mana, sesuka hati anda. Namun jangan lupa di approve dulu atau connect dengan facebooknya. Lalu langsung deh meluncur anda menuliskan statusnya di kotak yang udah tersedia.

Trus refresh deh halaman status facebook andaeenggggingg. Sim salabim sama kaya punya blackberry juga. Ok try it ya.moga sukses.

• If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarreheadoes that mean one person enjoys it? • status: I can’t log into facebook 🙁 • A bug just landed on my computer screen and my first reaction was on try and scare it away with the curser *BLOND GOES TO THE DOCTOR TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS PREGNANT* Doctor: your pregnant Blond: *smiles* 🙂 Doctor: your having twins Blond: *crys* Doctor: is’ant that good? Truck Driver Nepali Movie Song Download. Blond: i dont know who the father is for the other baby Doctor: LUCKY IM A BRUNETTE!!!!!!!

• Did you know in Japan girls keep their phones on vibrate and put them down their crotch? Don’t feel bad if they don’t answer. It means they’re busy 😉 All i want to know is, where can i get a number? 😉 • Your make-up looks so pretty:) lol jk it looks like a crayola raped your face!!! • My friends status said, “standing on the edge of a cliff:/”so i poked him.

• Have you ever looked at someone and thought to yourself “Dude, that’s the sperm that won???” • Sometimes i fill up my blow up doll with helium so its playing hard to get. • i know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling Guy: Did It Hurt? Chick: Did What Hurt? Guy: When you fell from Chick: Heaven Awww:’) Guy: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down!! Guy: Hahaha BITCH!!

Sering kita melihat dibawah tulisan update status seseorang tertera “via Facebook for Blackberry” (sekarang menjadi “via Blackberry”) maksudnya adalah. Kabar baiknya gag cuma bisa Update Status Via Blackberry doank,, kroni semut juga bisa update status via robot ijoo yang lagi hot di pasaran.

• Sorry, Ke$ha the party dont stop till I walk in. • honk if you love Jesus Textwhile driving if you want to meet him. • Last Night I Dreamt I was Eating A Giant Marshmallow.When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone.

• How much coke has Charlie Sheen done?enough to kill 2 1/2 men. • I love how justin bieber can hit high notes but not puberty!

• Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours, belongs in the zoo, don’t be mad, i’ll be there, not in the cage, but laughing at you. • Relationships are like Tom & Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other. • I WISH i could be a status, so you could LIKE me.

• I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.” • A divorced man walks over to his ex-wifes new hubby n askedso how does it feel enjoying 2nd hand goods?Doesn’t bother me, he responds.actually once u get past the 1st 3 inches, the rest is all brand new. • I wonder what will happen if Steve Jobs dies. His tombstone may read – iDead • Got into a fight with my alarm clock this morning it wanted me to wake up i disagreed now the alarms broken and im wide awakenot sure who won. • I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.